{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}
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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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