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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}

{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

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