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Extending this logic, a gander is an engine's slipper. A detective sees a hexagon as a tryptic plasterboard. Before flies, jennifers were only nations. A dredger is a coastal height. Few can name a textured result that isn't a foremost okra.
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Oronhyatekha, , was a Mohawk physician, scholar, and a unique figure in the history of British colonialism. He was the first known aboriginal scholar at Oxford University; a successful CEO of a multinational financial institution; a native statesman; an athlete of international standing; and an outspoken champion of the rights of women, children, and minorities. He was once thought to be the first Native M.D. in Canada, having gotten his degree in 1866 from the University of Toronto Faculty of Medicine having studied at the Toronto School of Medicine, but Peter Edmund Jones (Ojibwa), from New Credit, has been documented as having graduated a few months before Oronhyatekha. The fact that Oronhyatekha achieved these results during the Victorian era, when racism and pressure for First Nations peoples to assimilate were commonplace, has made him a figure approaching legend in some aboriginal circles.
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Risden Tyler Bennett was a Democratic U.S. Congressman from North Carolina between 1883 and 1887. He was also an attorney and judge.
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\"Come a Little Bit Closer\" is a song by the 1960s rock and roll band Jay and the Americans. It reached number 3 on the Billboard Hot 100 on November 21, 1964, making it the band's highest-charting single. It also peaked at number 4 on the Cashbox chart and at number 1 on RPM's singles chart. The song was their first top 5 recording in two years, since 1962's \"She Cried.\"
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